Goofy Joke
A man is walking his dog, and passes a restaurant; the cooking smells are so tempting, he decides he would like to stop for lunch, but the sign says no animals are permitted. After a couple of moments thought, he decides to brazen it out; he puts on a pair of sunglasses, walks into the restaurant with his dog on a leash and asks to be seated. The waiter says "I am sorry sir, but we do not permit animals in the restaurant." The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The waiter responds sceptically: "Your seeing eye dog? Sir, that dog is a Chihuahua ." The man cries, "Oh God, they gave me a Chihuahua?"